that wonder bread post is making the rounds again which somehow means i’m getting a bunch of new asks out of nowhere, i can’t reply to all of them but here’s a few


i love you guys………..
that wonder bread post is making the rounds again which somehow means i’m getting a bunch of new asks out of nowhere, i can’t reply to all of them but here’s a few


i love you guys………..
Parenting.
THANK YOU
It gotta better
THIS👏IS👏SO👏IMPORTANT👏
These comics RADIATE good dad energy and I am LIVING for it!
I love b&w proper ladies breaking character with “sonofabitch”
“OHH you’re following me, oUUhhh I didn’t know that!”
It brings me such joy that people seem to have always done the *sputters and blows raspberries like you’re having a stroke* thing when they stammer
God damn my soul 😂
what was this movie even
A cinematic masterpiece.
I CANNOT stress enough that in the Spy Kids films, Danny Trejo is literally playing his titular character from the Machete movies, who happens to be the kids’ uncle, because the movies have the same director
what this reply misses is that Machete originated *in* Spy Kids. the Machete movies are Spy Kids spinoffs
I think it’s important to make clear that Robert Rodriguez, the director, says that Spy Kids and Machete are alternate universe versions of each other , while Danny Trejo, the actor, says that what happens in Machete is just what he does when he’s not hanging out with the kids
ive been writing this program to keep track of when you do day to day tasks like doing dishes/laundry. anyways my streak of “bugs in things i write manifesting as infinite loops of unexpectedly poignant user prompts” continues

If I was scrolling faster I would’ve entirely blown this off as an aesthetic post and moved on
